Can I be totally honest with you? I didn’t expect the WaterSlyde to work. Don’t get me wrong–I thought it was cool. Overdue, even.

My relationship with the dildos of BS Atelier began with a wink across a crowded room. They dropped into my inbox unsolicited, and I knew mine wasn’t the only one. The message wasn’t personalized or lengthy, but it was bright and brilliant. I didn’t want...