I bet you’re wondering what one does to celebrate the impending arrival of a new batch of Godemiche dildos and butt plugs. You’ve got questions and I’ve got answers.

Can I be totally honest with you? I didn’t expect the WaterSlyde to work. Don’t get me wrong–I thought it was cool. Overdue, even.

My relationship with the dildos of BS Atelier began with a wink across a crowded room. They dropped into my inbox unsolicited, and I knew mine wasn’t the only one. The message wasn’t personalized or lengthy, but it was bright and brilliant. I didn’t want...

A couple of months ago, I got an email from the folks at Sexpert.com asking if I’d like to review a strap-on by Perfect Fit. I responded with a resounding “yes.” Then I forwarded her email to my partner, who did not respond with a responding “yes.”

Y’all might not know this about me, but I have a good number of sex toys. Some might even argue that I have ENOUGH sex toys. So when Tashel came to me with a spare Miss Bi, I almost instructed her to put it in the give-away room.