Awful Shit: UK Gov't: "Want Porn? Show Us Your Credit Card."

Paige Turnah

Wanna see more? We'll just need your credit card, social security number, a copy of your driver's license, mother's maiden name and a small blood sample.

So it begins, according to Ars Technica UK, by April 2018, May’s government plans to require all porn sites (including free ones) to check ID via credit card or another method like a comparison to voter rolls to verify users are 18+ before showing them any content. The technical details of the plan have yet to be revealed. But the British Board of Film Classifications would gain the power to fine sites which operate in defiance of the new regulations up to £250,000, forcibly disconnect them from U.K.-based financial services and advertisers or even ban them across the entire U.K.

Could this sort of invasion of privacy be arriving on American shores soon? You bet. U.S. Attorney Jeff Sessions would love nothing more than to know who's accessing all this Jesus hating porn. While President Trump would love to get his tiny little hands on your voter registration info so he could deport all the legal US citizens that did not vote for him. We also know how concerned these clowns are with cyber-security so what could go wrong if we gave them our credit card info?

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