Atlanta's Worst Strip Clubs

Goosebumps - 134 Baker St NE

Consider yourself lucky if you only contract a goosebump after being in this place. This place is so nasty that their website is a malware site too.

Pink Pony - 1837 Corporate Blvd NE

I suspect they host cock fights in the VIP rooms to make extra money.

Oasis Goodtime Emporium - 6363 Peachtree Industrial Blvd

Small, expensive and overall generally shitty but they spare no expense on ice sculptures...

Magic City - 241 Forsyth St SW

Conveniently located between the Atlanta city jail and the Greyhound station. You don't have to be black to enter - but it helps.

Clermont Lounge - 789 Ponce de Leon Ave NE

Once a great dive strip club with Atlanta's oldest and ugliest strippers. Now it's infested with hipsters, soccer moms and celebrities like: Mumford & Sons, Jennifer Lawrence and the world's least talented ass clown, the always awful Anthony Bourdain.

Swinging Richards - 1400 Northside Dr NW

My brother says it's the worst gay strip club in Atlanta...since he's gay, I'll differ to his expertise. 

Flasher's - 6420 Roswell Rd.

There aren't enough words in the English language to describe this place properly.

Tattletale Lounge - 2075 Piedmont Rd NE

Honestly, this was once my favorite club but ever since they removed the free breakfast buffet I've lost that loving feeling. The only plus I've found is that there are plenty of jack shacks within walking distance.