1. Reason 1... this
2. Reason 2... this
3. Reason 3... well there's this
4. Reason 4... ummm this
5. Reason 4... and of course this
6. Reason 5... wow this
7. Reason 7... this mess
8. Reason 8... that
9. Reason 9... please more of this
10. Reason 10... this is Aria Alexander. duh