Awful Shit

New Hampshire man says he lost his life savings on a carnival game and all he got was this stuffed "Rasta" banana.

Chloe hits Pittsburgh again

Suck it Fleshlight! A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting.

A husband and wife from Austin, Texas are accused of operating prostitution ring after clogged sewer pipe filled with "hundreds of condoms" leads police to raid.

Ashley Elizabeth is like the most annoying like person on like the planet. So you'll like enjoy her awful like story about being blackout drunk. Like enjoy this awful shit.

What happens when some of the sexiest people watch one of the un-sexiest scenes in all of cinematic history? WoodRocket catches it on video and presents it as a new must-see web series, “Porn Stars React”.

Yancy.com just release their Disney inspired princess lingerie sets. Also out now is Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, Elsa and other random Disney weirdness. So the question is: Are these lingerie sets sexy or creepy?

This is my kind of marathon. Runner chugs beer at every mile marker during Holy Half Marathon in South Bend, Indiana.

Hackers...first, they came for our phones; then our election and now our internet connected dildos. They must really be desperate for entertainment if they want to live-stream the inside of my rectum. Feel free to tune-in to my shit show.

New seat installation on Mexican subway designed to highlight sexual harassment experienced by female passengers.

"I always feel like somebody's watching me." Who knew Rockwell was so tuned-in that he'd know what the future held. What's next? Will my microwave be watching me masturbate? If so, it should be prepared to be disappointed.

New Bill Would Require Men to Pay $100 Every Time They Masturbate

Pressure washing sucks but having Tourettes sucks a whole lot more. Being able to curse freely without people judging you as a vulgar asshole is one upside. Watch this dude handle all 3 at once or FUCK OFF!

It's a simple concept, really: Take two portable toilets (aka "porta potties"), weld them together, drill a "gloryhole" in each to connect the two, truck the potties to some public place—could be a mall parking lot, could be a construction site, could be...

Introducing the i.Con smart condom, because a man's sex life wasn't complicated enough.

The gentrification of the ATL is in full-swing and it's putting the city's nastiest performers in a bind.